My friend's birthday is coming up so as a gift to him I will be taking him to see you guys at the Glass House. I bought the tickets last week only to later find out that another show is coming up on the same day: Pete Townshend, Billy Corgan, and E at the Hotel Cafe. I'm sure you could imagine the dilemma I was faced with. I hope you'll be happy to know that I am missing the opportunity to see three of my favorite song writers so I can attend your show at the Glass House, but I also want you to know that I am demanding that you don't let me regret my decision. I'm not going to lie to you, I am putting a lot of pressure on you guys to rock me... hard... really fucking hard. I want you to rock me so hard that I will walk out of the Glass House saying "Pete who?" Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:
Immigration Song
Apple Trees
If I Only Had a Heart
Last Dance
Lorraine
Come Home Andrea
Curve in the Old 1-9
Los Angeles
D-Song
If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.
Not an unreasonable request.
Quote from: Indoor Fireworks on October 21, 2006, 02:11:17 pm
Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:
i lol if they play 3 or 4
I'll lol if this show is recorded and then they address this thread before/after one of those songs.
Holy poop, I totally would have gone to the Hotel Cafe show... no question. Especially given that you live in SoCal, where Ozma is likely to play many times in the relatively near future.
Quote from: Planet of Sound on October 22, 2006, 01:08:57 pm
Holy poop, I totally would have gone to the Hotel Cafe show... no question. Especially given that you live in SoCal, where Ozma is likely to play many times in the relatively near future.
And if you live in LA, it's much closer than Pomona. But I don't know where you live.
i dont think threatening the band is going to help your cause. but it would be cool if they played immigration song for you.
Quote from: FireAarro on October 21, 2006, 04:10:51 pm
Quote from: Indoor Fireworks on October 21, 2006, 02:11:17 pm
Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:
i lol if they play 3 or 4
Quote from: CT-700 on October 22, 2006, 10:58:10 am
I'll lol if this show is recorded and then they address this thread before/after one of those songs.
I'd laugh out loud if you guys actually said the word "lol" in person..
Quote from: Indoor Fireworks on October 21, 2006, 02:11:17 pm
My friend's birthday is coming up so as a gift to him I will be taking him to see you guys at the Glass House. I bought the tickets last week only to later find out that another show is coming up on the same day: Pete Townshend, Billy Corgan, and E at the Hotel Cafe. I'm sure you could imagine the dilemma I was faced with. I hope you'll be happy to know that I am missing the opportunity to see three of my favorite song writers so I can attend your show at the Glass House, but I also want you to know that I am demanding that you don't let me regret my decision. I'm not going to lie to you, I am putting a lot of pressure on you guys to rock me... hard... really fucking hard. I want you to rock me so hard that I will walk out of the Glass House saying "Pete who?" Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:
Immigration Song
Apple Trees
If I Only Had a Heart
Last Dance
Lorraine
Come Home Andrea
Curve in the Old 1-9
Los Angeles
D-Song
If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.
I hope the don't play any of those to spite you.
Quote from: CantelopeSkiz on October 22, 2006, 02:33:49 pm
I hope the don't play any of those to spite you.
I hope they play some of them so it means they start playing them regularly again.
PS: I will come on stage and juggle apples if you play "Apple Trees," but you must provide the apples. And they must be Granny Smith.
PPS: Granny Smith apples are delicious.
Quote from: Indoor Fireworks on October 21, 2006, 02:11:17 pm
If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.
I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.
Quote from: amish on October 23, 2006, 01:34:56 pm
I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.
I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of
that statement.
See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?
edit** don't ban me plz
Quote from: Rome on October 23, 2006, 11:04:59 pm
Quote from: amish on October 23, 2006, 01:34:56 pm
I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.
I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of that statement.
See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?
edit** don't ban me plz
PWN of the week
Hahaha.
Quote from: Colt45 on October 24, 2006, 09:19:38 am
Quote from: Rome on October 23, 2006, 11:04:59 pm
Quote from: amish on October 23, 2006, 01:34:56 pm
I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.
I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of that statement.
See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?
edit** don't ban me plz
PWN of the week
Not really.
he edited his original, funnier statement.
SURE he did.
noob question, PWN = ??
Player owned = powned = pwnd = pwn
But apparently this one was super and therefore was a PWN.
whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on: pwnd isn't short for "player owned".
It's a mispelling of the word "owned" and was never fixed. I believe it was on Warcraft. noob.
Quote from: Rome on October 26, 2006, 09:08:26 pm
whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on: pwnd isn't short for "player owned".
It's a mispelling of the word "owned" and was never fixed. I believe it was on Warcraft. noob.
I'm almost certain "pwn" is much, much older than Warcraft.
i think the warcraft thing is correct.
and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.
Quote from: Planet of Sound on October 26, 2006, 10:14:06 pm
i think the warcraft thing is correct.
and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.
there's older. I believe it was an earlier game.
"poned" was used a lot on Halo as I recall.
ps - wow frickin firefox 2.0 has a spell checker.
i've heard it's "power owned"
Here are my conflicting sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn
either way, though, it's a mispelling that grew into a full-fledged noob-crushing insult.
Quote from: noonchild on October 27, 2006, 01:06:32 am
Quote from: Planet of Sound on October 26, 2006, 10:14:06 pm
i think the warcraft thing is correct.
and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.
there's older. I believe it was an earlier game.
older than 12 years? :o
Either way...who cares. (Rhetorical)
so is this guy still a fan?
yeah... they played apple trees. read the other thread http://www.ozmafans.com/forum/index.php?topic=2295.0
we should all make a vote to kick him off ozmafans.
Um, if that's how this place worked you would have been voted off long ago.
I probably would have too.
Oh, and don't forget me!
Quote from: I like ozma. on November 10, 2006, 01:22:38 pm
we should all make a vote to kick him off ozmafans.
Less of this, pls.
without jokes how would people laugh?
Quote from: I like ozma. on November 10, 2006, 06:47:05 pm
without jokes how would people laugh?
I don't think anyone laughs at your 'jokes'.
your mom does
Quote from: I like ozma. on November 10, 2006, 06:49:53 pm
your mom does
nah, my mom has a much better sense of humor than that.
man...
Quotewithout jokes how would people laugh?
I don't think anyone laughs at your 'jokes'.
wait, this guy has made a joke before? wow, kinda glad i didn't notice
too bad other mike was dumb and deleted i like ozma, he had the best reply to that, but other mike got scared and deleted his name. i know this because i was watching the entire thing.
Quote from: the other jason on November 11, 2006, 04:11:06 pm
too bad other mike was dumb and deleted i like ozma, he had the best reply to that, but other mike got scared and deleted his name. i know this because i was watching the entire thing.
You spammed the board. I warned you and deleted the threads. You continued spamming and I banned you for a day. Stop being retarded.
Quote from: The Other Mike on November 11, 2006, 05:46:16 pm
Quote from: the other jason on November 11, 2006, 04:11:06 pm
too bad other mike was dumb and deleted i like ozma, he had the best reply to that, but other mike got scared and deleted his name. i know this because i was watching the entire thing.
You spammed the board.Ã, I warned you and deleted the threads.Ã, You continued spamming and I banned you for a day.Ã, Stop being retarded.
no, man. we just don't understand his humor.
Quote from: The Other Mike on November 11, 2006, 05:46:16 pm
Quote from: the other jason on November 11, 2006, 04:11:06 pm
too bad other mike was dumb and deleted i like ozma, he had the best reply to that, but other mike got scared and deleted his name. i know this because i was watching the entire thing.
You spammed the board.Ã, I warned you and deleted the threads.Ã, You continued spamming and I banned you for a day.Ã, Stop being retarded.
I only spammed because the other mike deleted my post in off topic. People are allowed to post just about anything in off topic. However, beacause the other mike decided to be a jerk, I posted the link in four ozma related subjects to get back at him.
Quote from: the other jason on November 12, 2006, 11:44:18 am
Quote from: The Other Mike on November 11, 2006, 05:46:16 pm
Quote from: the other jason on November 11, 2006, 04:11:06 pm
too bad other mike was dumb and deleted i like ozma, he had the best reply to that, but other mike got scared and deleted his name. i know this because i was watching the entire thing.
You spammed the board.Ã, I warned you and deleted the threads.Ã, You continued spamming and I banned you for a day.Ã, Stop being retarded.
I only spammed because the other mike deleted my post in off topic. People are allowed to post just about anything in off topic. However, beacause the other mike decided to be a jerk, I posted the link in four ozma related subjects to get back at him.
good one.
Quote from: Marm on November 10, 2006, 01:28:38 pm
Um, if that's how this place worked you would have been voted off long ago.
I probably would have too.
I think everyone here is hated by at least one other. Unless you're a girl(you're probably not hated)
Quote from: Fantastic Max on November 12, 2006, 01:15:11 pm
I think everyone here is hated by at least one other. Unless you're a girl(you're probably not hated)
false
Quote from: Fantastic Max on November 12, 2006, 01:15:11 pm
Quote from: Marm on November 10, 2006, 01:28:38 pm
Um, if that's how this place worked you would have been voted off long ago.
I probably would have too.
I think everyone here is hated by at least one other. Unless you're a girl(you're probably not hated)
true
Quote from: Marm on November 12, 2006, 03:56:36 pm
Quote from: Fantastic Max on November 12, 2006, 01:15:11 pm
I think everyone here is hated by at least one other. Unless you're a girl(you're probably not hated)
false
true
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
the false is false
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
well, my friend, I, think, you need, to use, more co,mm,as.
wow, i didnt realize how many commas there were in that post until you uneededly pointed it out mike, thank you for the enlightenment
ok thanks, maybe being grammatically correct doesn't fly with you.
dont worry, you get used to people hating you for no reason after a while, or at least i did.
well you're still here and you still like ozma. so i won't be slitting my wrists over it.
look ma no commas!
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 03:15:43 pm
ok thanks, maybe being grammatically correct doesn't fly with you.
I'm not gonna get in a fight over this or anything because I'm not a grammar nazi, but I found the excessive comma usage funny. If you think those are all grammatically correct then more power to you, but even some of the ones that are technically correct could be eliminated by wording your sentence in a less awkward way.
whoa there brospeh! that's just how i type. maybe i like awkward sentences, don't read em i guess if ya don't like em. say i don't like the way you slice your bread, i'm not gonna call you out on that. it's cool.
i am, after all, a newbie.
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going.
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 03:44:18 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going.
false
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 03:44:18 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going.Ã,Â
high five!
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 03:50:33 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 03:44:18 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going.Ã,Â
high five!
ummm... false.
im not even going to ask. in any case, high fiving there wasn't necessarily applicable. but i like the way borat says it, so nyah.
i dont think im going to read this thread anymore.
it's turned bleh.
Quote from: ^_^ on November 13, 2006, 03:55:05 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 03:50:33 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 03:44:18 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 02:45:09 pm
Quote from: noonchild on November 13, 2006, 01:57:31 pm
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 13, 2006, 08:10:52 am
my friends, i think, and correct me if i am wrong, that most of you here are intelligent. i think this because, you are ozma fans, duh. but i think it's safe to say, that while your humor may be witty, smart and dry in person, it might not come accross like that when you type it into a little box. it might come off as lame. the end.
false
ok cool with the opinion and all. but um, do you think its false that people's humor doesn't translate well, or that most people here are intelligent? just checkin.
neither really, just felt like keeping the string of lame "true" "false" jokes going.
high five!
ummm... false.
bad usage of the word "false"
i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...
Quote from: rockyoursocksoff on November 14, 2006, 07:35:05 am
i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...
those also help when attempting to understand the words in "accelerated sunrise". particularly, acid.
Quote from: downtownw.brown on November 14, 2006, 08:03:54 am
Quote from: rockyoursocksoff on November 14, 2006, 07:35:05 am
i didn't really appreciate the inner beauty and exquisite syntax of downtown's sentence structure until i started using mind altering drugs...
those also help when attempting to understand the words in "accelerated sunrise". particularly, acid.
i prefer pcp...
drugs hurt you.
even pot???
Especially pot!
yes, even pharmacutical drugs
i can give up my oxycontin/hydrocodone/xanax "problem" WHENEVER I WANT I HATE YOU ALL.
jk i dont do drugs or drink woohoo