Dear Ozma

[Indoor Fireworks]

My friend's birthday is coming up so as a gift to him I will be taking him to see you guys at the Glass House. I bought the tickets last week only to later find out that another show is coming up on the same day: Pete Townshend, Billy Corgan, and E at the Hotel Cafe. I'm sure you could imagine the dilemma I was faced with. I hope you'll be happy to know that I am missing the opportunity to see three of my favorite song writers so I can attend your show at the Glass House, but I also want you to know that I am demanding that you don't let me regret my decision. I'm not going to lie to you, I am putting a lot of pressure on you guys to rock me... hard... really fucking hard. I want you to rock me so hard that I will walk out of the Glass House saying "Pete who?" Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:

Immigration Song
Apple Trees
If I Only Had a Heart
Last Dance
Lorraine
Come Home Andrea
Curve in the Old 1-9
Los Angeles
D-Song

If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.

[Fantastic Max]

Not an unreasonable request.

[FireAarro]

Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:

i lol if they play 3 or 4

[CT-700]

I'll lol if this show is recorded and then they address this thread before/after one of those songs.

[Zombie Don Ho]

Holy poop, I totally would have gone to the Hotel Cafe show... no question. Especially given that you live in SoCal, where Ozma is likely to play many times in the relatively near future.

[funwithsponges]

Holy poop, I totally would have gone to the Hotel Cafe show... no question. Especially given that you live in SoCal, where Ozma is likely to play many times in the relatively near future.

And if you live in LA, it's much closer than Pomona.  But I don't know where you live.

[I like ozma]

i dont think threatening the band is going to help your cause. but it would be cool if they played immigration song for you.

[Fantastic Max]

Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:

i lol if they play 3 or 4

I'll lol if this show is recorded and then they address this thread before/after one of those songs.

I'd laugh out loud if you guys actually said the word "lol" in person..

[gloom-glaam]

My friend's birthday is coming up so as a gift to him I will be taking him to see you guys at the Glass House. I bought the tickets last week only to later find out that another show is coming up on the same day: Pete Townshend, Billy Corgan, and E at the Hotel Cafe. I'm sure you could imagine the dilemma I was faced with. I hope you'll be happy to know that I am missing the opportunity to see three of my favorite song writers so I can attend your show at the Glass House, but I also want you to know that I am demanding that you don't let me regret my decision. I'm not going to lie to you, I am putting a lot of pressure on you guys to rock me... hard... really fucking hard. I want you to rock me so hard that I will walk out of the Glass House saying "Pete who?" Also, I would like you to make this show extra special so I am requesting that you play one, two, or all of the following songs:

Immigration Song
Apple Trees
If I Only Had a Heart
Last Dance
Lorraine
Come Home Andrea
Curve in the Old 1-9
Los Angeles
D-Song

If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.

I hope the don't play any of those to spite you.

[funwithsponges]

I hope the don't play any of those to spite you.

I hope they play some of them so it means they start playing them regularly again.

[Indoor Fireworks]

PS: I will come on stage and juggle apples if you play "Apple Trees," but you must provide the apples. And they must be Granny Smith.

PPS: Granny Smith apples are delicious.

[amish]

If you don't meet these high expectations that I have for this show, my disappointment will cause me to never attend one of your shows, listen to your music, or even speak of your band again. Please don't disappoint me.

I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.

[Rome]

I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.

I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of that statement.

See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?


edit** don't ban me plz

[Colt45]

I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.

I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of that statement.

See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?


edit** don't ban me plz

PWN of the week

[CT-700]

Hahaha.

[heysarahsarah]

I wouldn't play any of them for you, even IF they were to be in the rotation anyways, just because of that statement.

I wouldn't donate any money to the site, just because of that statement.

See? It's not so fun being on the other side, is it Joe?


edit** don't ban me plz

PWN of the week

Not really. 

[Colt45]

he edited his original, funnier statement.

[gloom-glaam]

SURE he did.

[Rome]

Not really.Ã, 

pfffffft.

[WhoYouCallinWeez]

noob question, PWN = ??

[gloom-glaam]

Player owned = powned = pwnd = pwn
But apparently this one was super and therefore was a PWN.

[Rome]

whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on: pwnd isn't short for "player owned".

It's a mispelling of the word "owned" and was never fixed. I believe it was on Warcraft. noob.

[funwithsponges]

whoa whoa whoa whoa, hold on: pwnd isn't short for "player owned".

It's a mispelling of the word "owned" and was never fixed. I believe it was on Warcraft. noob.

I'm almost certain "pwn" is much, much older than Warcraft.

[Zombie Don Ho]

i think the warcraft thing is correct.

and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.

[noonchild]

i think the warcraft thing is correct.

and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.

there's older.  I believe it was an earlier game.

[tom]

"poned" was used a lot on Halo as I recall.



ps - wow frickin firefox 2.0 has a spell checker.

[heyfloyd73]

i've heard it's "power owned"

[Rome]

Here are my conflicting sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwn


either way, though, it's a mispelling that grew into a full-fledged noob-crushing insult.

[FireAarro]

i think the warcraft thing is correct.

and warcraft is really f-ing old, if you recall.

there's older.  I believe it was an earlier game.

older than 12 years?

[Fantastic Max]

Either way...who cares.              (Rhetorical)